If I had a boat

I’d host the Kids Sea Camp

And if I host Kids Sea Camp

I’d show ’em how I’d float

And we could all be together

Go out on the ocean

I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat

I’d have all the nicest wood without fail

Oh, it’s just be Mei and me.

We’d ride through Indonesia

We bought a boat, and on the sea we’d sail.

I’d host the Kids Sea Camp

And if I host Kids Sea Camp

I’d show ’em how I’d float

And we could all be together

Go out on the ocean

I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat

He got himself a Dino

‘Cause Dino did the dirty work for free

But Dino was smarter

One day, someone said, “Boss man, sir!”

“Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I’m going out to sea.”

I’d host the Kids Sea Camp

And if I host Kids Sea Camp

I’d show ’em how I’d float

And we could all be together

Go out on the ocean

I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat

We’d live for the ocean breeze

We’d go and dive wherever we pleased

And we’d teach kids in Bonaire

And we’d teach ’em in Belize

And kids everywhere would learn to dive with ease

I’d host the Kids Sea Camp

And if I host Kids Sea Camp

I’d show ’em how I’d float

And we could all be together

Go out on the ocean

I said me and Kids Sea Camp

by Brian Dewan (sung to the melody of the Lyle Lovett song…apologies, Lyle!)