If I had a boat
I’d host the Kids Sea Camp
And if I host Kids Sea Camp
I’d show ’em how I’d float
And we could all be together
Go out on the ocean
I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat
And if I were Luigi
I’d own the Arenui
I’d have all the nicest wood without fail
Oh, it’s just be Mei and me.
We’d ride through Indonesia
We bought a boat, and on the sea we’d sail.
And if I had a boat
I’d host the Kids Sea Camp
And if I host Kids Sea Camp
I’d show ’em how I’d float
And we could all be together
Go out on the ocean
I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat
Well, our Italian host was smart
He got himself a Dino
‘Cause Dino did the dirty work for free
But Dino was smarter
One day, someone said, “Boss man, sir!”
“Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I’m going out to sea.”
And if I had a boat
I’d host the Kids Sea Camp
And if I host Kids Sea Camp
I’d show ’em how I’d float
And we could all be together
Go out on the ocean
I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat
And if I were like Tom and Margo
We’d live for the ocean breeze
We’d go and dive wherever we pleased
And we’d teach kids in Bonaire
And we’d teach ’em in Belize
And kids everywhere would learn to dive with ease
And if I had a boat
I’d host the Kids Sea Camp
And if I host Kids Sea Camp
I’d show ’em how I’d float
And we could all be together
Go out on the ocean
I said me and Kids Sea Camp
by Brian Dewan (sung to the melody of the Lyle Lovett song…apologies, Lyle!)