Buddy Dive Jive!
The ocean is blue
We love Baloo and Madi too.
She’s our instructor from PADI
But she’s not our caddy.
Baloo pushed us off the float,
But we jumped off the boat with him,
He’s our goat
WE are still on his team,
He’s not a day older than 18
Hannah be flippin and trippin
while drippin and slippin’,
She is a little red tomato,
And a sweaty potato.
Underwater she’s a menace,
She’s falling over before she can finish.
The resort donkey is a lil fonky
His numerous names slay
He wastes no time, no delay.
Derek by day
Dexter by night
In the dark, he’s a fright.
So shut your eyes tight.
Sweat pants moving
Because we went tubin
The ocean sucked Kylie in
Sweatpants were not for the win.
There was no delay
In Moxie’s relay,
We do not mess around
Once our gear hits the ground.
For sunscreen, we yearn.
Or else we would burn.
Be careful of the sun.
Because skin cancer isn’t fun
So many donkeys in the sea,
The only fish is we.
Buddy dive is our jive,
For our certification, we strive.
by Emma CroesÂ