If I Had A Boat

If I had a boat bye Brian Dewan, inspired by Kids Sea Camp Arenui Komodo trip 2024 (sung to the melody of the Lyle Lovett song…apologies, Lyle!) And if I had a boat I’d host the Kids Sea Camp And if I host Kids Sea Camp I’d show ‘em how I’d float And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat And if I were Luigi I’d own the Arenui I’d have all the nicest wood without fail Oh, it just be me and Mei We’d ride through Indonesia We bought a boat and on the sea we’d sail. —— And if I had a boat I’d host the Kids Sea Camp And if I host Kids Sea Camp I’d show ‘em how I’d float And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat —— Well our Italian host was smart He got himself a Dino ‘Cause Dino did the dirty work for free But Dino he was smarter One day said “Boss man, sir!” “Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I’m going out to sea” ——— And if I had a boat I’d host the Kids Sea Camp And if I host Kids Sea Camp I’d show ‘em how I’d float And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat ——— And if I were like Tom and Margo We’d live for ocean breeze We’d go and dive wherever we would please And we’d teach kids in Bonaire And we’d teach ‘em in Belize And kids everywhere would learn to dive with ease ———- And if I had a boat I’d host the Kids Sea Camp And if I host Kids Sea Camp I’d show ‘em how I’d float And we could all together Go out on the ocean I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat I said me and Kids Sea Camp on my boat